one dark scary night at a thrift shop a scary man walked past the thrift shop holding a missive iron. Bang bash boom he dropped the IRON!!!! however the man screamed noooooooo!!!! my great grandpas iron!! I ran out with precaution because the man was tall and scary. but when I got out side he looked me in the eye he said to me it is all your fault. I said but but…. what did I do I said. everything he replied. Then i saw that the iron on the floor smashed. He said that was my great grandpas iron