one dark scary night in a alleyway there was a old man sitting in his car he was staring at me just to let you know I m a 7 year old boy that hates old men. He screamed at me he said food food give me food I said sorry I don’t have food. He said if you don’t give me food I will eat you I have not eaten in 2 years. He gets out of his car and says hear I come I am going to eat you and I’m going to make human stew. SMACK  BOOM BASH CABOOM